A proclamation of humanity:
I will try and I will fail.
Do not believe a word I say,
only believe that I believe it.
An epitaph for the future, this
and that is not all I intend to be –
but recognize that by being we
inevitably cease
and desist in our duties.
Failure is a known unknown;
unintentional yet unavoidable.
Unsinkable ships sink.
Unbreakable bonds break
as easily as I will break
the promises I have yet to say
I shall never be a liar in advance;
this one vow I keep.
Do not mistake my unintentions –
I shirk no duty and dodge no draft,
but time will find me in the wrong,
as time find us all (in time),
and all I ask is your forgiveness
when the time comes.
I may fail, but I will try
with all my heart.
-Evan M. Rosenberg
Why make an account and save your favorite JewBelong stuff? Because someday Jack is going to get off his ass and pop the question and you’re going to get to plan that wedding you've been thinking about since third grade.
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It makes us happy to know that you’re back. Have a great day!
Because why use any of your precious brain cells to remember where you kept those great readings that you’ll use someday at Jeffrey’s B Mitzvah? Make an account, keep the readings there. Easy peasy. The only thing you’ll need to remember is your password, and from personal experience that’s hard enough.
Hey, can you watch the phones on Friday? We have a thing.