Sing to the tune of “Deck The Halls”
Happy New Year, in September
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Mom says come, or it will end her
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Dip the apples in the honey
Rosh Hashanah-nana na na na
Uncle David’s jokes aren’t funny
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na!
Shanah Tovah / Happy New Year!
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Took off work so I could be here…
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Toss our sins into the water
Rosh Hashanah-nana na na na
Patiently forgive your daughter
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na!
Got here late, but it’s still going…
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Favorite part’s the Shofar blowing
Rosh Hashanah-na nana na na
Hebrew’s tough, what is that letter?
Rosh Hashanah-nana na na na
Surely, next year I’ll do better…
Rosh Haggadah-da dada da da!
-Lyrics by Clay Brown
Why make an account and save your favorite JewBelong stuff? Because someday Jack is going to get off his ass and pop the question and you’re going to get to plan that wedding you've been thinking about since third grade.
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Because why use any of your precious brain cells to remember where you kept those great readings that you’ll use someday at Jeffrey’s B Mitzvah? Make an account, keep the readings there. Easy peasy. The only thing you’ll need to remember is your password, and from personal experience that’s hard enough.
Hey, can you watch the phones on Friday? We have a thing.
