Steven Weber

  • In high school, I was known for my bacne.
  • The last time I forgot sunscreen was this morning.
  • Don't judge, but a telescoping steel self-defense baton is on my nightstand.
  • Karaoke? Count me in! I'm singing, "MacArthur Park".
  • Best musical? Carousel.

New York-born, father to two beautiful Neanderthals, doing the best he can, actor.